Sunday, June 12, 20059:29 PM
its amazing how i will never be able to distinguisg the idfferences between suffering and enjoyment. Twos days in Malayisa. Sounds kinda fun,no? Hell NO. it turned out to be sum kinda army camp cum survivor training course..damn sian lor.. just squandering away the whole day doing nthing.. idling around the damn chalet.. and they said 'hai bian' they literally mean beside the sea.. the mangrove that is.. instead of the fine sand, hot babes, and baking sun(which none exist) i got a mud, mud and more mud. not to mention crabs and mudskippers.. WTH.. it was s sham!so much for tanning i suppose.. ended up trekking through the mangrove through the dense forestation of trees and disgusting air(read up ur bio text if u dunno what im toking about)
the food was eaible though.. i guess how can u go wrong with white rice?thats wat i ate literally.. with scraps of satay and bbq fish.... i refused to eat anything else... they just didnt agree with my stomach.. and i see my realitives then sian lor.. it was simple. u neva c mi and i neva c u. all terms and conditions apply. got 1 relative said i dunno how to cross the road cos i just chiong the road. i wanted to show him a countdown. that bastard obviosly had no right to say anything.. hes just that a illiterate coolie assole.. kinda ashame i bear the same surname as him. that dropout. .
anyway went to shop.. the shopping centre damn powerful 1.. u can see live chickens inside 1.. in spore the oni chicken u c r the one in kfc and cattle in Burger king( and mi of cos) wa baing c already damn sian lor.... guess i cannot expect much i suppose.. malaysia wat.. land of the melayus.... then there like cultural quite different from spore lor.. we here damn hard to get pirated goods 1... there i realli realli tried to find anything that wasnt or didnt look pirated. and i failed miserably. the pple themselves were probably chinese as well( pirated version lah.. u c the different colour)damn lor... and its kinda amazing how many meals we had during the course of the day.. 1st there was breakfast, and barly 4 hours later, lunch, then dinner and supper.. kao.. i boycotted most of the food lor..
then it came down to buying gifts.. 1st day i went and bought sumthing for eunice,sweez and vincent.. didnt have time to grab the gifts for others. but the driver confirmed that there will be tyme for us to shop on the second day 1. so i just anyhow buy. then came the 2nd day. and U NOE WAT! that bastard black suddenly stopped at a super minimart cum coffee shop. WTF? and he proudly announced " we can do our shoping here( and i can grab sum commission along the way from u paying morons)" i mean is he taht fuking dumb or wat..he expect us to shop at this kinda rundown place.. fuk him. buy wat? buy tea leaves and coffe powder or tyres for gifts isit? FUk that bastard assole.. my aunts all complaint but to no avail. so i guess... fuk him! ai.. c ho lah.. but at least i have sum pple gift with mi... that ji bai cheater... if i didnt bu anything on th e1st day then is truly emptyhanded liao.. hong gan the malaysian tour guide man.. cb kia
then besides that i must add that everything sux aside from the firewoks we played and of cos billard.. it was realli cheap.. truly befitting of those assoles. we played the entire day till a bunch of natives whom i believe believe that they own this area showed up and they waited and became rowdy after a while.. howeva since we got adults with us they couldnt do no shit.. besides compared to them, we were millionaires.. those jackarsses.. so we purposely made them wait another 4 hours ( actually alos nt purposely 1 cos we just plainly sux) but we made it a point to book the entire room down.. and those poor melayus arent about to do anything.... sori if this appears racist.. well it isnt... its nationalist... i condemn all the malaysians liao.. they bastard sham mi still i need to pay them tips... i should have juts showed him a close up FUK u in his face lor... i hate malaysia... SPORE ROX! yay! we are no 1! now i noe why pple wiling to lay their lives down to protect spore.. they must ahve conducted those courses in malaysia... ai.. kinda tired liao.. tell u all next tyme if i c u all.. cya
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