Friday, July 29, 20058:33 PM
The camp ended wif a bang as the grnad finale drew to a close today. DEspite the undeniable happiness tat was evident on the wide grin on everyone faces, this wasnt wat i felt. strangely... i felt weird. its been 4 days... but for mi, its been 1 hell of a trip. i mus say the camp was worth going to even though i had obviously tried by all means to skip it. obviously at my own loss. i missed out archery on the 1st day. not to mention the hilarious sight of gals screaming and running when their tent gave way and flew off in the thunderstorm on the 1st day. damn. No resentment though. i wouldnt wana sleep together with the other 5 in tent. No deodourent could have save mi from the smell of their feet. Apparently, the smeel was much more of a powerful barrier than the mosquito net that they ahve given us. unfortunately, the 'insecticide' too many a times killed mi off instead of de flying menace. and end result. the feet were more of a menace than malaria or dengue. i would have gladly complied to any mosquitoes having a free buffet on mi than to have their feet kill mi off first.
neva mind that. Second day( or rather my 1st) we went rock climbing. man. i tried the advance wall despite mi having no experience at all. WRONG CHOICE. i went up the second red line and the others were telling mi wad steps to take. i looked for the rocks they identified. and i nearly scared the s*** outta mi, along wif my intestines and any remainants. GOD. and shortly after, my bladder too when i fell. It was damn damn scary. my supporter being the damn freakin moron he was let the ropes slide. and i kinda flew down instead of landing the way i should. at that moment i swore venegence on all morons. and i tried again. this time things ended up even betta. i ended up kissing the wall becos of the same bloody jackass. there i was hanging for my live to the ropes and he freakin crash mi into the wall. for the rest of the day my mood was destroyed. TOTALLY. ( aside from dinner and bath time lah.)
day 3. today was the main core reason why i chosen to come. ( well actually i didnt. but yeah i did chose. ai. dunno how to explain.) oday was expedition da. initially, i had planned to get done with the land expedition and go on to the sea cannoing session. sum joker said that the trek was oni 5 km. wa bao jia. or so i tot. apparently i could have followed up wif a simple MY ASS. 5 km?! we walked 13km from tuas to jurong point! when we reached there, the trainer gave us the impossible task of meetin up after 20 mins. and gave us a bunch of task to complete. i basically got down to my task. for the 1st 20 secs or so that was. b4 i spotted old chang kee. and breadtalk. and mac. kfc. mos. kopitam. Anderson of denmark. and then outta the blue i found miself in breadtalk buying almost 10 dollars worth of bread. and of cos. we ened up meeting almost an hour later. hahaha we had no idea what was install for us. or for mi. at wad price the breaktalk came. apparently the initial plan was to take a shuttle bus back. and we missed it by over 40 mins. the next bus would come at 7.00 pm. kk. the time was 3pm. yeah. i noe. s***. we ended up walkin back AGAIN. song bor. the sun was at its peak when we continued the way back. wa biang. i tot my bread was melting. and my black teammate wasnt helping by radiating more heat than usual. we were literally doing outdoor cooking which was on day 4. except taht the ingredient was ourselves. i cook u, u cook mi, we are happy family. i initally wanted to tan. now i was burned. a bunch of chinese went out with oni 4 malays in the group and now it seems that a mutiny had taken place. apparently. we returned to base a bunc of malays. and guess wad?! we had to assemble 15 mins after we reached base. my legs were basiclaly numb by that tyme. try pushing a trolley full of bags( all the gals and sum bois bag) back 13km of solid road in the sun and u will noe wat i mean. while my classmates were worried that we would get caught being accused of stealing trollies,i was more concerned that if we werent, we would all die on the way. seriously. it was damn bloody hopeless. and then cannoing. suddenly it doesnt seem that fun anymore. my legs cramp the moment i tried to swim. holy crap. i was lucky i had my bouyancy jacket on. cows are not nature swimmers i agree. then my wacked up teammate insist on shaing a boat wif mi though it was instructed that 1 gal 1 boi pair. and i had agreed to another gals request cos she couldnt oaddle at al. Ai. bo bian. GALS. wad can u expect? but in the end i went along with him and it was a damn damn damn damn wrong choice. he had no concern for safety wat so eva. i was seriously afraid and angry. my legs were turning jelly the moment they stretched and there he was doing all this nonsense. wth. too many a times we came to a close shave with capsizing. all thanks to him. he paddled with no skills and no brains 4 that matter. just brute strength. and he kept sliding over to the sides of the cannoe when he paddled. teh results were. frequents shaking threatening to capsize the boat. i was freaking angry wif his fuking attitude. serious. he said he would save mi if my leghs cramp. i wanted to slice him wif my paddle. he was a bloody fuker. wth. when i land in water it would be too late. besides, the instrcuot was away with the gals. and i was the one doing lal the fuking work at the land expedition leading the groupwhile u slack along. wth. NOW U WANA SAVE MI?! F U! realli cb lor. but nevatheless we still came i fourth in the race. i had no choice but to guide him step by step lest we capsize. and when we won, guess whats our prize?! to capsize! wth? had to do the bloody drill. and there i was going on so catiously about being unable to swim true enough, after the capsize, mylegs cramped. and i had to literally swim with oni hands back to shore with the boat. and of cos my partner who claimed he would save mi. wad i seriously needed was sumone to save mi from him.
day 4. OUTDOOR cooking. yeah man! my 1st step towards my cook path. i learnt a whole lot of stuff. and i did pretty well i guess. we stole oli from the instrcutor and hid far away from tehm to cook. seriously. how the hel can they use oli in outdoor cooking. haha i could though. i fried the eggs and chicken they gave. it was dam tedious task though. we had to constantly resupplied our fuel and so we kinda borrowed the fuel from de instrcuors and the otehr groups. haha . u noe wad i mean. we cooked the most dishes and won the cooking competition too cos our food totally kick butt. but we had no anser when the instrcutor asked us how we managed to fry chicken without oil. but one thing that was gr8 bout our lrader was that he was a bastard as were us. he agreed not to tell the others as long as we let hi sample sum of the food. hahhaha. guess i do have a penchant for cooking huh?
then the last day. which is well, today. came home but wasnt tired at all. tk wif dave. and realise that life realli changed from the tyme i went in. kinda weird. but i was ahppi for dave. he finally got his happiness. then i read eunices blog. liaoz. the word f*** started appearin all over my com screen. i was fuking freaking out( sori) ill remember to censor the next tyme. cant be too inflential on her i guess. i understand her resntment. realli i do. i damn senior leh. neva have ez for so long liaoz. its damn incon without the damn card 1. and the bloody hod went playin hide and seek with innocent bystanders. waste tyme. waste efforts. waste breath. waste money. all taht for nothing.... and gr8 dm u have there too. but it would be betta if he was chinese. ai. just bear with wateva jackass who took ur ez link 4 the tyme being bah. at least u will have it back. and besides,anger cause more than wrinkles. they kill u. slowly. no point commitig suicide over this when u didnt do itthe moment ur guides lost.(opps. sori they won rite. sori my wrong.) ai. no relevant examples. but just dun kil urself lah. hahaha and lastly, welcome to my life man. (sori. feelin sadistic like wad my msn nick imply hahaha)
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