Monday, August 08, 200510:57 PM
national day celebration turned out to be more of a sun tanning session than a proper celebration. probably, very probably cos the dumbass of a school decided to pack the college day, sports day, and national day all into 1 big fiesta carnival. and the result- a big mess. i went to skool early to mark attendace with every intention to leave ten seconds later. THe 1st thing that greeted mi was of cos my very own form. MIss lim. how wonderful. i was kinda glad i didnt had any breakfast then. and i submitted my EOM. which was due last week but unhanded due to several fgactors im not going to explain.i handed up and was about to leave them eating my dust when she called mi back. and the teacher beside her asked mi to staple mi paper. wa kao. i felt like showing her the standard wolverine pose. except of cos i had two claws instead of the six. BUt i had second tots about it. it was national day! comon we're supposed to be all jolly and happi and patriotic. Yeah tell mi bout it. then i went to the general office to get a staple. kinda bump into tghis gal whom i got to know but neva asked the name. doing the same stuff. of cos i had to hold onto the image i conveyed on the 1st day- the no-nonsense serious quiet guy. and i asked the staple from her. then after some brieft convers i left to hand up my worksheet. oni to return AGAIn. cos tat damn teacher( not miss lim)being that freakin b**** demanded that i stapled my paper straight and then clam my old research papers behind as well. well screw her. i went back and my image was destroyed cos all the same shit happened outside the general office-rite infront of the gal i neva got to noe. but thats not the point. i acted like a total dope. and she actually laughed when she handed mi teh staple. again. fuk. and u tot it was over. NO. it wasnt. the b**** demanded that i sign my name on the piece of paper- wehn it was just a plain stupid freakin draft. and it was national day so as u guess no pencil case. Fuk up man. again went there to borrow pen. this time she just smiled and then waved bye. man. again. another person left with yet another wrong impression of mi. IM NOT A DOPE!..... ai... so much for tat. and then the celebrations went on 1st with the usual singing of national athem. teh guys were unusually patriotic. infact they were all holdin to their mp3 which im pretty *sure that was playing the Marikita remix version. YOz... comon comon, mariki ta-ya ya-singa- pora- yeah. man, it brings tears to my eyes to c modern day patriots. realli. and they say the modern teenagers dun love their country. im sure these fine men would one day grow up and defend their countries well.
then celebratiosn went on though i was quite oblivious tryin to break the record on the puzzle bubble. then. it ended. just as adrupt as it had started.
next i kinda went out with my cousin whom i had not seen for several months. obviously. it wasnt on my free will. i had betta stuff to do. it was a wrong step though. a damn damn wrong step. we went out to find the Betta( fighting fish... joker rite?) shop he had always wanted to go. summore my mother was kind enough to give us a lift since she was on the way to bishan. we reached. Amk ave 10. and we started searching. for ten minutes. and then half an hour. then an hour. b4 i decided to ask the local folks where the hell was the shop. and guess wad?! it didnt exist! kk.. screwed. i felt like a freakin jackass. and worst. we were kinda lost. tat stupid fool had obviously gotten sum bogus info. and now we're stranded. how cool is dat. and of cos i turned to seek asistance from our friendly neighbourhood amk gal. our fav euny. who suprised mi with her effectiveness. she immediately coughed out a whole list of seven or eight buses that i could take to amk central. thanks euny. dunno what to do without u. i won u big man. ill find a way to make it up. yeah all was well..... EXcept that none of the bus she gave mi was adequate. since the bus stop oni had three buses and none of them mathced the nos she gave. of cos it was big help. i realli couldnt have done it without her realli. realli seven month man. i must have been possessed to ask her. god i betta go get a new amulet. i tot my guan yin hologram was more than enough. attack power 50x leh. summore damn shiny. then we went 7 11 to grap a drink. and my realli realli freakin block of a cousin had to, of all the blocks of slurpee picked the one whihc was spoiled. it was so so freakin obvious. the see through hole thingy containing the ice was black. cos there was no ice! and he didnt know. wth. and we hapily got our drinks and went out. oni to find that his entire can was full of foam. not a single drip of water. man. i was about to do my country a favor by killing him. but he went and got a refund. and we walked to j8 on foot. courtesy of our amk gal. thnx buddy!
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