well, well well. its thatperiod of time again. a time when we throw aside all our work and have a holly jolly good tyme. yes ure right, its christmas again. and in celebration of all the good spirits and the festive occasion, ive decided to jot down sum guide lines one may find useful to survivn this merry season of the year.
survival rule 1. Work on ur actin skills. well for starters. theres bound to be times when u recieve presents that are, well...... ehh... quite unexpected. so. u may be needing to brush up on ur acting skills. and finally decide to vote 4 ur star idols after experiencing the hell they go through. scene 1. ck: hey kt. merry christmas! here. this is 4 ya.
kt: hey ck! yeah merry christmas 2 ya 2. oh! u shouldnt have(made mi wait this long)! heres ur present.
kt: wow! a seiko watch!thanks man!
ck, upon opening his present: wow! a purple, star studded stretchy..... thingy! exactly wat i wanted! ehhh... wat is this delightful gift anyway?
kt: well... of cos its a purple boxer, silly.
ck: ehhh.... wow! a boxer! man u certainly noe wad pple 1. look its so handy. u can wear it on ur head or even get wedgeed on wif these! (for ya info, ck in this sceniro apparently died foamin at the mouth the next day. the police primary suspect was tat he suffocated under the purple boxer after being wedgeed by kt, whom described that he assualted him in an outburst for some unexplained reason.)
anyway. heres survival rule 2. workin on ur traps. christmas. well. needless to explain. a legenday figure we have all come 2 associate wif the festival. yeah. u guess rite. santa. well. for those of ya. out there. u betta believe tat he exists. well heres an example why. ck has taken the tyme to cut out an article from our very own ck times to elaborate his stand. ____________________________________________________________________ said T.T dubai(the name of the interviewee has been altered in order to protect his vital interest. and believe mi. he will b needing it soon.): i neva believed in santa.2 this, the reporters appeared stunned and disturbed. as the wave of unrest swept, a question was raised. why? 2 this, dubai replied, santa if u r out there listenin to this interview, hear this. i hate u. u bloody f***ing Bu---------------------- the rest were censored, courtesy of ck times.
To this, mani still found themselves pondering. howeva, the mystery was revealed moments later. when dubai was broke down and cried after finding out he was sentenced 2 twenty years in a jail cell. without toilet. said dubai, i hate u santa. after al this tyme, after the countless times i wrote to ya. u neva replied! u neva once gave mi my gold tap! so i had no choice! i had to colp de money from NCF 2 buy my own! i hate u! ____________________________________________________________________ extracted from article 234, CK TIMES, 12th dec issue
well anyway, santa real. this is concrete proof. but aww... look at the time. stay tune to another edition of cks guide, comin soon!
