in accordance to the recent rise in the no of lies, ive gladly, notifying the surge in such dishonest act, decided to wrote an entry 2 teach ya all how potentially harmful lies can b. 1 should neva lie to parents unless they realli haf 2. it is unspeakably evil to lie to ur parents becos they are tatically the reason behind ur existance. though they may have failed in teaching ya to tell the truth which in turn infers that they suck at teaching, they love u. so u shouldnt lie to them.BUt of cos there are exceptions.
for example, on mothers day, u can lie to ur mum u love her. its a perfectly good white lie. and when ur mother makes an effort to dress up, u should comment shes pretty. pretty ugly if u realli cant stand it. and of cos there are times u need to lie to save ur butts. but ONE should neva, i repeat NEVA TELL PARENTS LIES ABOUT GOIN DINNA WIF HER USUAL GROUP OF FRIENDS> ITS UNFORIVABLE! and well if ya did just that, then u just ensured a place in hell le. NO exceptions to stupid pandas. or lame pandas. or stupid AND lame 1s. =)
in conclusion, no one is perfectly honest save for a few noble souls out there. like the Pope, our MM and of cos mi. But that doesnt stop us from *tryin to be honest. kk if u realli stand NOT LYINg, then there 3 options. u can either
1) warn ur victim that u r gin to lie. ( for example, u can tell her, im nt lyin when im tellin ya i will lie to ya.) so that the impact is minimised.
2)burn more paper money. self xplainatory. ull need them when u go there for vacation.
3) apologise and feel remorseful, AFTER u tell the lie. cos u neva tell then u wun feel remorseful le mah. this guide is to save u from goin hell. so must well tell 1st.(or lie bout feelin remorseful and apologise even though it may feel as if ure goin to kill urself over it.)
