SUmetimes a man just gonna do wads a man gonna do. today was 1 of these days. especially since i was A SINGAPOREAN guy. the check up was an inevitably stupid event just sticking outta my butt like a thorn. well at least i got it over wif. got over to the CMP buidling at 715. oni to realise i was like de ONI guy there without a pass. (since the otehr check up dopes havent arrived yet) well check up was supposedly goin to start ONI at 8. so i waited rnd a while b4 ww and ck arrived. (yes i noe. its ANOTHER ck.) well the guard was feelin pretty good so he let us in for an early breakfast and stuff.
well 1st was the damn fotoshoot. i knew i shld have cut my hair. Today was just de day to prove my pt. well we had to take a foto rite. since my hair pretty much curtained all my handsome features =p so the officer suggested sumting else. using water to lift my fringe. didnt work. well at least didnt when i did it. then the officer decided to do mi a BIG FAVOUR and help mi instead. holy shit. i turned from curtain boi to grease 90s retro boi. pretti much a living fossil -_-
then the urine and blood test. need i say more> painfully embarrassing. especially when sum dopes in the toilet wanted to fleck their precious bladder deposits round to start a urine war. and we were 1st tymers. so... u can guess. the blood test. was like can u relax and dun flex? b4 i can even answer, i alreadi bled. stupid test.
then was the dental. the dentist and his assistant look like brock lesnar in a cartoon. seriously they look HUGE. and they were pretty lame 2. and the clerk was a fukin jerk. i handed my file but he daoed mi. so i bo bian. went excuse mi. and then he gave that fukin jiao face and said cant u wait? i seriously tot of smashin his face into the screen. but the 2 brocks made mi noe betta.
then the medical test. height and weight. and bp stuff. preety funni cos we were like tryin to lock my locker. cos apparently i placed it upside down. so we spend like 20 mins tryin to get it rite. -_- then we went 4 the iq test. apparentl i astounded miself how smart i am despite not noeing how to lock a locker.
The iq test sux. big tyme. oni the sequence test was reali simple.the worst was the physics and the memory 1. realli screwed up i tink =p well aniway, tat sums up my enounter in the CMP.
But if u tot cheekis adventure has ended, u r wrong! it just started. becos of the 4 of us. none knew how to get our butt outta the place. ck( nt mi for the second tyme) anihow picked one road and e started walkin, without noeing where the hell we were headin. apparently he HAD A MAP BUT HE WAS 2 lazy to take it out. &^#!%@&*#!^&*.... ended walkin in de harbour front direction when we were tryin to get to queen way. in the end? we took like an hour to get our butt there.
wad was even more sori was the hawker encounter. man u neva believe how dangerous the hawker was. fun of lies and unsuspecting sugar cane aunties askin to franchise all their 'authentic sugar cane drink' worse was the famous claypot laksa aunty who gave the fuked up face when we asked to pay serparately. i neva knew hawker were that freakin high and mighty de. i could have just thrown money in her face if she would dip her head into the claypot. no conditions attached. well.
the great finale, was of cos getti home. for the otehrs they all had a same bus. 855. mi. DUNO. so i figured i called euny. but i 4got le =) so instead i hopped on sum bus after askin the driver if it stopped at tpc. and vola! im back! and thus ended my day adventure. =( the sleepin part i itnk ill skip.
