R u an Emo person? well, fret nt! for Doc ck is back here again. Doc Ck proudly presents -guide to ending emos and conquering ur raging hormones.
Well the 1st step to defeatin Emo is to well, recognise ure emo. well how? u ask. well thats why im here.
1.) Do u have a bad dream and get upset over it the whole day? 2.) Do u hate it when pple dao u or leaver durin a dota game? (as in HATE. meaning wana kick his butt or sumting) 3.) Do u spur vulgarities frequently on impulse? 4.) Do u feel like killin ur parents when they disappear with dinna? 5.)Do u worry bout uness stuff, like how u look and stuff?
IF ur answer is yes to ani of teh above, CONGRATULATIONS u R an Emo person! if ur answers are all no then its too bad since my guide also covers te emo pple. so u can click on the sign red cross button u c on the top right hand side of ur screen.=)
well. now the crucial part. how to stop being emo. while the other docs may recommend therapy and seeing a shrink, my method is simple. nt fuss, simple 3 ways.
1) Wheneva u feel emo, try relaxing and countin 1 to 10 and breath and out. thats if u an count. if u cant ,then skip this method.
2) well, give in. for example u feel mad at a person. u tend 2 wana spur all ur explict content on him. well. u shouldnt. wad u CAN do is, give it to him. a nice simple punch will do. or maybe a kick in the groin( nt suitbale for guys enemies cos it hurtZ! REAL BAD!). or a german supplex wouldnt hurt either.
3)the last method. the most crucial method. go get the yellow pages and search for pastors on demand. u can always confine ur anger and stuff on sum old geezers. if it doesnt work, try divertin ur emotions on the pastor and go for method 2.
