it just struck mi(along wif a reminder from a dumb panda) tat i hvaent written any ting bout my bday. well supposedly i would have long engraved it in my memory , a day as important as this, but alas. im but me. so it pays to jote stuff down especially things we all wana remember. of cos when i have pple doin it for mi (hehehe) i dun need to , but since im all the nice person and stuff. ill do it miself .
Wed 14th june was a special day. IT was my bday. alreadi plans were unfoldin and runnin amok even as i woke up. apparently however, the 1st part of a plan was gettin a decent pair of footwear since i was a shoey guy, slippers werent exactly in my league of shoes. so its tyme to call for help. being the bday boi, i had no qualm bout using authority to make every1 submit to mi/.com'on, who would be nice and stuff when they can be a tyrant de? well certainly nt mi.
so it was that. woke up early and rushed to eunys house to get a pair of slippers. however, it was nt that simple. sumting horrible lurk in the depths of the pandas cave. sumting i had no idea was there( thx to sum very unreliable info) when i reached the void deck, i called to ensure euny was up. and she had news. HER MUM WAS HOME> knowing tat i was up against a formiable foe, i took precautions my visit was brief and clean. after a brief uncertaiun interval wif her mum, we all got my slippers( her bros) and we headed out. lATe of cos.
when we reached, cui and vin were alreadi there. the others were late. us per usual. sweez arrived later and von did 2. nana arrived the latest. bu no 1 minds waiting for a chio bu de i guess =p we went to 7 11 after a brief chat( mi and sweez and de others about his haircut) while the gals about how stupid pandas are. well, being de nice guy i was, i treated nan to a choc bar, thus, clearing my treat debt without her even noeing it. it was a cold calculated brillant move =p one tat im proud of.
we reached eastcoast and nana suggested we go kayaking. hwoeva there was a BIG prob. i n dave had no shorts. xtra one i mean. cos the stupid oraniser didnt sae bring more shorts laong. she only say clothes. so we did tat LITERALLy. after walkin a damn long way, we reached the bar. but euny didnt wana go. BUT after sum persuassuion, she agreed hahaha or rather was forced to agre, since i was de KING of de day.apparently haeaven play a trick on mi. and i was on the same boat as euny, de oni 1 with no swimmin experiecnce and near zero kayaking dilligence. so suddenly i found miself gettin 50 kg heaviuer in a boat. and it was fillin wif water becos sum lame panda was tinking that we couod sun-bathe. literally. -_- which in turn resulted in mi= very tired cow. =( idiot panda. we raced swez and managed to win though. cos i was GOOD. and we even managed to bang cui. though after a very long interval.
we got back to shore after pple were starting to look like the lobster in the swensen menu. and for euny the pink panda keychain. but nevatheless, we were all jovial and exhuasted. expecially pple who got stuck wif scared pandas who scoop water and slack.the gals then got back into the water and sang the bday song. it was kinds scary though. like a cult and we were all doin sum kinda sucidal ritual.
after ta we went for a brieft shower but the gals couldnt get enough of the disgustin slaty seaater it seems. even those wh cant swim. after like the 689891470892174089217 times in the shower, the gals decided tat the sea water suck and we all decide to take a decent bathe.of cos once again, the dumb panda didnt bring her towel. so we all waited like half an hour for her. and then we all went to take a bathe. apparently we all dropped the idea of bathin. and the gals took like close to 1263981728937 years to get their hide outta the toilet. when they found us in the mac, we were all cobwebs and suffering from a hunger strike.
so we ate our lunch and we then decided to bike! but dave couldnt, so we taught him. he was a fast learner. and most of all we were good teachers. =p the carnival was a flop though,. cos euny and evon were lyke.. eeeeeekkkk MUD!!!! -_- and we were like eeekkkkkk blood!. apaently the rc pple see too much of blood to get intimated by it liaoz. stupid blood drive carnival. and i tot it was a fun fair. i had no idea they organised a swamp. -_-
after all of tat, we pon the carnival and went to chat instead, it was realli nice to just sit there and stuff. despite the mid years and stuff comin. i would kill for another sunset like this. then we went to PP for dinna! swensens was on. and i realli took a huge beatin cos i didnt realise sweez was the YUMMY king. nt a but THE. he practically black holed in half an earthquake and a topless five!!!!!!!!!!!! tats like a whoppin OWNAGE! A DOUBLE KILL! halfway, we all went to buy ER mo Zai shen Bian. apparently i got cheated. cos the main character looked like a flp comapin between the two faces of de VCDs. hahaha it was realli funni when sweez went OMFG! its realli de devil! but euny didn look too happi though. =p but who carez? im the king mah ( extotred king lorhz. stupid panda and gang)
After tat , we all went home happily eva after. DE end! =p
